Category Archives: Exciting Times at Futon Company

Ordering his very first bottle of Grecian 2000

Our manager in the Futon Company Kingston store sorts out her till queue…… Sadly not…..they are just a group of friends enjoying a sit-down, a chit-chat and a drink outside the store.

….only revived by the urgent application of a cup of tea and a biscuit

Dont Worry…..I’ve got a pillow to cushion the silly boy the moment he misses the next step

I sold two Oke beds, then I sold three Linear sofa beds. I followed this up by selling Orlandos……Console tables……chairs ……and curtains….day after day. My sales are up 108% and you can’t even be bothered to mention me in the … Continue reading →

Police rush to investigate reports of criminally low prices in the Futon Company Summer Sale. A good tip-off. They rejected an offer of a Doggie Door Stop to mount on the bonnet of their K9 van…..(apparently the Alsations were a … Continue reading →

Z. in Futon Company Chelmsford discovers that placing cushions on an Adirondack Chair transforms it from a piece of temporary garden furniture into a year round armchair. Cuppa tea on one armrest and a wireless mouse on the other…perfect. Or … Continue reading →

In the trading meeting today we  took on board what many of you said about customers dis-believing our “promotion ends” statement and then being upset when it turns out to be true. I’m hoping that D.K’s steadily increasing prices as … Continue reading →